spook fucking

The general act of spookily fucking

I am spook fucking my step-cousin

by Cjk April 20, 2024

Metric fuck ton

A metric fuck ton it worth about double a shit ton give or take. Used when describing something of mass quantity.

Bad: damn man I pulled my back I was lifting a metric fuck ton

Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton

by Melk Man February 12, 2019

Sex Story FUCKING

Mark entered the Apartment as his Girlfriend Jessica looked at him, with lust, as Jessica would have walked up to him, swaying her hips and licking her hips aggressively, as he said "Oh yeah.. what are you looking at on your phone.. huh? Marky?"

Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."

Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.

Hey. Can we do some SEX STORY FUCKING?

Yeah sure big sigma.

by ImAlwaysSoTired August 17, 2024

fuck

The word that is said every minute.

Minute 1: You fucked your mouth! Minute 2: That fucking rat stole my cheese!

by bbbrrruuuhhh2300 April 26, 2022

Fucke wucke

You fucked something up
Something has gone bad

My dodge went all fucke wucke

by Logan slavinski February 10, 2022

Fuck a buddy

It's the lowest thing an Alpha-Male can do. "Fuck a buddy" is a type of person that does whatever is necessary to ruin a pal's plans or do something bad to a friend.

X: yo dude i just came from Llamar's party man.
Y: Llamar, the guy that is nice to everybody?
X: yeah man
Y: so what did you do?
X: he got in a dorm with a girl and i waited until i heard fuck-noises.
Y: don't tell me you...
X: THAT'S RIGHT, I COCKBLOCKED THE MOTHERFUCKER
Y: dude don't be the "fuck a buddy" docuhe...

by YOOJSIMPSONGRABTHEWHEEL January 10, 2017

fuckity fuck

A term used to express extreme pleasure or pleasure at a particular moment. Unlike ‘Fuckity Fuck Fuck,’ which displays extreme displeasure. More prefered than 'Fuck' alone due its deep meaning.

Marqueer: What happened?!?

Tyronte: Fuckity Fuck!!!

marqueer: Woah that was deep, man....

by xxxbrytacion June 3, 2019