Bloody Vagina 

Bloo'dy Va'gi'na n. 1. a person, generally male, who is expectorating a massive amount of drama or conflicting situations. 2. Phrase used to describe the alpha males tendacy to behave like women experiencing their menstrual cycle.

Ex: My boyfriend is being a bloody vagina. Genereally associated with the comment: I think he needs a tampon.

Bloody Vagina by Loretta Turner December 31, 2008

toothed vagina 

When a woman has a vagina with teeth that eats penises whole. When the woman's toothed vagina does not eat any penises for awhile it then starts to suck nutrients from her ass slowly shrinking the ass.

That she-devil's toothed vagina bit my dick off!

toothed vagina by Austen the Puerto Rican July 20, 2006

crusty vagina flap 

When a woman goes without showering for a long period of time her vagine flaps develope a sort of crust that oderous. If this happens ladies, SHOWER IMMEDIETLY!

"Daayymm that chick i banged last night had a nasty case of crusty vagina flap!"

crusty vagina flap by B.J. Hurtz April 12, 2008

Sandy Vagina 

To complain like a whiney bitch with sand in his or her mangina or vagina.

"Where you at the beach today, cause it sounds like you have a sandy vagina."

Sandy Vagina by Limeguy24 August 30, 2009

Sandy Vagina 

Sandy Vagina, n. - A girl of which is displaying random unaccountable anger to surrounding guys for no apparent reason due to meaningless problems in her worthless life.

Bryan: Dude, what is wrong with Nicole? Is she on her rag again for the third time this month?

Robert: Nope, I think her boyfriend just broke up with her. Now she is being a little sandy vagina.

Sandy Vagina by BabaBryan July 14, 2010

Cauliflower Vagina 

Term for a girl who's vagina is abnormally strange-looking. Kind of looks like the pussy lips are a fighter's cauliflower ears

Mark: So did you nail that girl last night?
Jerry: No man, i was gonna go down on her but she had cauliflower vagina so I just fake chowed her instead.
Mark: You're a sick sick man
Jerry: I do what I can sir

Cauliflower Vagina by merk_frost May 29, 2012

witch vagina 

When a females vagina emits invisible gases which make men's penises un-erect if come into contact of a 1 foot radius of these gases.

I was about to bang this bitch, next thing you know, that bitch had witch vagina, and my dick shriveled up and the condom fell off.

witch vagina by panino February 28, 2008