Rebel Twat

When you poo in your own hand and throw it into the neighbours garden they proceed to eat the poo and pass it down the neighbour hood

The Rebel Twat is a professional ritual

by Doctor Rebel Twat June 1, 2020

Shifty twat

When your mate takes your pasta and you catch the shifty twat stuffing a narn in his egg hole.

oi jackie man ya shifty twat! i found that nard you stuffed!

by BigBiddie October 2, 2017

Twat

In Harry Potter language this means stupid or idiot

He's such a twat

by Happy5548 July 5, 2016

imbecilic twat

The combination of an imbecile and a twat, basically a very very stupid person.

(after breaking a pane of glass) "You imbecilic twat, you broke the glass!"

by wizzledazzle9000 January 10, 2024

twat turnstile

town slut, everybody in town has been thru it at some point

"of course she did him-she aint nothin but a twat turnstile"

by lovinsib July 23, 2012

ur cat a twat

the only insult capable of destroying the universe and everyone in it.
an infinity worse than all the ur mom gays and what not.

Thompsonson: ur mom gay
David: ur granny tranny
Gerome: ur cat a twat

*Universe implodes*

by Pusseylovah06 March 27, 2018

Twat Mallet

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand

Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "

by Rewd53 August 20, 2024