Dune turtle

an unmotivated asshat or someone you don't wish to associate with or someone who you hold in general unpleasantness.

he's a fucking dune turtle

by HowAboutNoWaay November 29, 2017

Turtle Shelled

Usually will happen when it's cold out and your balls shrivel up nice and tight to get warm. (The wrinkles look like the pattern that a turtle shell could have)

I gotta go inside now, its cold, I'm turtle shelled.

by Herbert G. WALLCE March 1, 2019

Turtle poaching

When you punch someone who has a small penis in the dick making there head shrivel like a turtle.

Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching

by Arnold mcjagger June 3, 2013

virgin turtle

Pewdiepies closest green friend minus ralph and someone whos a virgin

Virgin turtle Never ever gonna have sex

by iLovetheInternetlikeDonuts September 16, 2019

Turtle Calves

When someone's calves are so large, that they look like they have a baby turtle inside them.

Dude! Check out those girls legs! She has HUGE turtle calves!
legs workout calves exercise

Bruh, have you seen Jessica Simpson's turtle calves?

by thatonesuperradicalchick March 9, 2015

OG Turtle With God Ki

Beerus is fodder

OG Turtle With God Ki is fodder.

by Android-17-Bob May 7, 2018

Turtle tuesday

the best day where turtles are celebrated across the globe

aw man its turtle tuesday

by sircarno January 19, 2021