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your the only 10 i see

10 referring to the hotness scale as of 1-10
U ever been to tennessee?

Damn baby your the only 10 I see

James the Ohio man 

A sexy man from Northeast Ohio by the name of James. He is known for his great knowledge of firearms and firearm safety. He is a big advocate for the 2nd amendment and putting BBQ sauce on everything he eats.
Hey look, it's James the Ohio man eating chicken fingers at a restaurant again with BBQ sauce talking about guns.
James the Ohio man by The Ohio Man January 14, 2021

licks the other side of the stamp 

A subtle phrase to indicate that a person is believed to be gay.
Person A: "Does Michael have a girlfriend?"
Person B: "No - I think he licks the other side of the stamp."
Person A: "Ah, makes sense."

Fuck The Owner Week 

From December 21st to December 27th where the owner can be fucked in the ass without it being gay.
Jim "im going to fuck you in the ass" Owner "oh no please" Jim "its fuck the owner week so it's okay."
Fuck The Owner Week by meboss123437 September 27, 2023

Brilliant Execution in the Ontario Region 

This type of business method is demonstrated in full by AL Ontario. Brilliant execution is put forth when employees do not input proper pricing, which in turn invoices customers upwards of $100,000 more than what is the national list. Clearly this procedure is beneficial to the company as a whole due to making its customers provide doubts in the trustworthiness of the inside salesman's ability to peform a simple task.

Brilliant Execution is also displayed when the salespeople cannot spell their title correctly and therefore making the customer assume that he/she is very intelligent, aware and has a passion for their position in the company. Overall these techniques prove to encourage a well working and synergistic company which can then take large market share now that everyhing is "well-oiled"
Customer : Hello i am fom ABC company, you seem to have charged me $90 000 for a $75 cylinder
Company: You know what? you are welcome i mus have screwed hat up by accident!
Customer: Thats ok you guys display brilliant execution in the ontario region in all shapes and sizes these days!!!

Customer: Excuse me sir, but do you have these simple and very generic parts that everybody in this industry should have in stock?
Company: You know what? we dont!! but thats ok because we can get them for you in 2-3 weeks
Customer: thats quite odd you dont, and i need them today!!
Company: Hey! What do you think brilliant execution looks like these days! We strive for back orders that inhibit production in all industries!!
Customer: OOOOO OK well then i guess ill see you later because if i go any where else you guys will just buy them out anyways, thanks for the brilliant execution in the ontario region!

Crank up the old Evinrude 

The process of trying to get and old, tired dick ready for battle. A rallying cry for boaters.
It had been so long since I ducked, but with a willing spirit, I attempted to crank up the old Evinrude.