cracker salad

a little bitch who suck toes and toenails for a living

u is a cracker salad

by White-Boyz May 6, 2018

Salad

Tomatoes and salt

I love my salad

by Ommanbdhrkavf June 28, 2019

toss a salad

to have sex

Man oh man do I want to toss a salad right now

by xxfskjfshdx June 20, 2016

Salad Forking

A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.

Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?

Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!

Sweet! I think. Wait, what?

by FloridaPuffBoy February 8, 2024

doo wop salad

a really juicy doo wop portion of an otherwise non doo wop song

The doo wop salad in Reverse Mullet by Cojum Dip makes me unreasonably happy.

by Liability Luke July 2, 2022

Navajo Salad

When you are eating a good booty and find some corn too. So you get your carbs, but on the corn sugar high, you scalp them and steal all their land.

Damn this girl Carrie had that good Navajo Salad last night.

Oh, great. So can we camp out there Fourth of July?

by BluHerRoastBeef September 23, 2018

Pear salad

When you cut up pieces of fruit (ideally pears), stuff them up your ass, and shit them into a good friend's mouth.

Yo, I was at Rebecca's house last night when she was having a house party. She was doing a pear salad and I got a heaping spoonfull

by pearsalad December 5, 2023