“Wow look at those super long toes, bet she has to open the window to sleep so they’ve got somewhere to go”
by Friend of long toe irina February 23, 2023
by UGKDylan October 16, 2020
yeahh we have been in love for a quite sometime but i never knew about your study phase concentration. but i know its difficult there , i will be there for you and i just hope we pass this phase asap because i miss you so much , its been little humiliating for me when u tak me for granted but i m not complaining , i don't know the atmosphere there ..what i know is that atmosphere took my faaique far away from me . but i am still happy because i know somewhere he care about me.
by hey its me sam February 23, 2023
When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.
by LDP Inventor June 19, 2013
A very strong and fucking hot 9 foot man with a 12 pack and a dick that goes up to the moon, he’s the only great furry and the greatest man of all time with a whopping 300 million and can drink period blood
by ramen..boyyt September 21, 2021
by ipsler2016 September 19, 2019
guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?
by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021