Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

kicking the muffin

Wasting time or doing nothing of consequence.

"Hey, what are you doing?". "Oh, nothing. Just kicking the muffin."

by drygravytrain December 22, 2021

Prawn Kick

When you or someone drops something and kick it whilst trying to pick it back up

Did you see him prawn kick, it was such an ick.

by Jeopardy B April 6, 2024

kick the comet

A game invented by the Duggins and Moocow as youth.

To play, you dump gasoline on a tennis ball, light it on fire, and kick it around.

Kick the comet ended when the comet went into the sewer and caught leaves on fire.

by auraholly July 5, 2023

kicking dust

Means to stir the pot. Also known as "throwing shade."
Commonly used by gay men.
"Why you kicking dust up in my face?"

Why are you kicking dust up in my face????

by vanguy36 January 31, 2015

Kick

When a customer comes into a store and wastes a salespersons time with non sales questions thus causing the salesperson to miss sales and become generally pissed off. Usually the customer will spend hours asking questions a three year old would know.

That customer who didn't know where the power button was on her phone just kicked me real hard.

by Drummermanryan November 28, 2012

kick the ick

Breaking down the attitude some people have of seeing a same sex couple performing any sort of PDA.

Mike and Gary set out to Kick The Ick at the gay pride parade.

by Flamer63 October 22, 2018