I'm a birdy

As going from its basic saying is that 1. You are flying high, 2. You have no place to call your own so you fly from nest to nest, until you get called out on your inability adult, tell the truth or admit abandonment of your kids, aka flew the coop, shitting all over and then leave cause your in capable of cleaning up after yourself, 3. As a baby chic you so damn lazy you want someone else to cut up and feed you your food. The sex is usually horrible at best, But however a half gram usually proves Her true nature,

She said "I'm a birdy" so I asked what she would do for some seed?

by She don't use jelly July 28, 2017

I'm in a pickle

To be in a pickle means you're in a difficult situation where you cannot decide on something, and your head might be in two different places.

I'm in a pickle; I can't decide whether I should get Indian food or make food at home.

by hnrulaaa September 8, 2025

I'm Good

The ultimate expression of condescension, usually it's employed when someone is too cowardly to turn something down directly. It essentially means "No." or "I must decline.", but it sounds wishy-washy and weak. It's used so much because it's way easier than saying "No." and it also for some unknown reason sounds more polite and less blunt.

Guy: Hey do you wanna go out to the restaurant with me?
Woman: (Staring into her phone) Ummmm no thanks I'm good.

by Space Wrangler July 14, 2021

I'm a Physician

Famous last words from a knight trying to defend his queen. Similar to "trust me bro", it is now used as a way to counter an argument especially for a woman whom you'll never get.

"My understanding is a psychological body language, whenever that happens, people usually actually huddle up more to protect their mid-body, because that's where your organs are."

"I...I'm...I'm a physic..I'm a physician."

by imaphysician March 8, 2024

EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!

Line the Heavy from Team Fortress Classic when calling for the Medick.

"EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!" -Heavy
"SHUT THE FUCK UP HEAVY, I HEARD YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP" -Very Mad Medick

by DemoknighTeamFortressTheSecond February 28, 2025

I'm claiming shine

It means you don't believe someone. You either think they are embellishing their abilities to look better or they are downright liars.

You're a rocket scientist yet working at McD's. I'm claiming shine.
Your resume says you have 10 degrees from Harvard and 4 from Oxford. I'm claiming shine.
He says he earns a million dollars a year and only lives in Compton to be close to his family. I'm claiming shine.

by Lady Cham May 25, 2015

I'm over pluto

Overjoyed, more so than if you were over the moon.

"My son Casey is getting married on 7/30 and I'm over pluto!

by BillyBTheKid August 18, 2021