the golden tornado

The Golden Tornado is when a woman is placed onto a spinning bar stool while a group of drunk Germans piss on her until she is soaked.

She always thought The Golden Tornado was a movie. Boy was she wrong! That chair was spinning so fast , the piss was everywhere!

by The thin Brown line December 27, 2018

Golden tissue

When your wanking and you believe your finished but really you pissed

Oh shit I have a golden tissue

by Golden tissue expert January 1, 2019

Golden Gloved

The act of urinating into a latex glove and then slapping someone and popping it on your partners face

I got golden gloved last night and totally wasn’t expecting it!

by Masterdebator1234567 January 2, 2019

golden lightning shower

Golden lightning shower: the act of urinating on someone while simultaneously zapping them with a taser.

After my golden lightning shower i smelled like hot piss and burnt popcorn!

by Irishbackrub June 12, 2018

golden gopher

Verb; to cover a height challenged or little person in succulent soil while they are perspiring profusely and then urinate on them to wash them clean

After a long day at the construction site and pinched for time, Brian sought out a friend to give him a golden gopher, so he could get home before his wife found out about his extra curricular activities

by David Gary David June 19, 2018

the golden drive

Driving from one destination to another with all lights being/turning green so there is no stopping.

I just had the golden drive. I managed to get to your house without any red lights.

by 6kizan June 28, 2018

Golden torso

When a guy has a fake six pack, made by steroids or drugs. So when girls say golden torso, it’s actually extremely offensive to a guy.

Almost as much as calling a guy prick

Girl: he has such a golden torso
Boy: you know that means his abs are faker than your lips right?

by uglywhitegirl_2019 June 29, 2018