When you are at an aquarium and you unzip your pants and put your balls upright on the glass and call out 'free willy' and see if any sea creatures come up and sniff and/or lick.
by Veronica11 August 23, 2016
Get the Free Willy mug.The term "free muff" can be described as the act of lying in bed while a woman's intimate area "muff" rests on her partner's leg in a relaxed and casual manner.
An example of "free muff" might be after a disagreement, when one partner goes to get a drink. On returning to the room, after a moment of listening outside, they enter, place the drink on the side, and get into bed. The other partner then casually drapes their leg over theirs, and they notice a sensation of moisture. This leads to the realization that their partner's intimate area "free muff" is in direct contact with their leg in a relaxed and unassuming manner.
by topfloorboss55 November 24, 2024
Get the Free Muff mug.Finger Free February is where the girls can't finger themselves for the full month.
It's the girls version of No Nut November
It's the girls version of No Nut November
Guy 1 -"No nut november is over thank god"
Guy 2 -"Definitely although it's unfair the girls don't have anything similar"
Guy 1 -"Wait so have you not heard of Finger Free February"
Guy 2 -"No what is it?"
Guy 1 -"The girls can't finger themselves for the whole month just like we can't nut in no nut november"
Guy 2 -"Oh cool, They're definitely gonna fail that"
Guy 2 -"Definitely although it's unfair the girls don't have anything similar"
Guy 1 -"Wait so have you not heard of Finger Free February"
Guy 2 -"No what is it?"
Guy 1 -"The girls can't finger themselves for the whole month just like we can't nut in no nut november"
Guy 2 -"Oh cool, They're definitely gonna fail that"
by Cpennil69 October 30, 2020
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Get the Free mug.Refers to your not being charged and/or incarcerated for an indiscretion, due to whether or not you'd consumed alcohol during the period when you'd committed said crime.
Believe it or not, being intoxicated can sometimes actually be a defense in a criminal case, especially if the culprit merely committed a misdemeanor instead of something more serious... if he was drunk at the time, he can often get away scotch-free! Disgusting, but true.
by QuacksO April 14, 2019
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