Revenge is a dish best served cold. Betrayal is a dish best served poached with a toasted English Muffin, ham, and hollandaise sauce... Extra "creamy". Hollan-deez nuts, if you will.
Scotty doesn't know that I am stealing his Fiona. She's going extra and making him Eggs Benedict Arnold for breakfast... with my help.
by Winters Scoop December 4, 2023

God damn, her stand up routine gave me a queefster egg. Next time we go, I’m gonna have to wear a tampon.
I queefster egged my pants when I realized Joanna & Chip were beards.
I queefster egged my pants when I realized Joanna & Chip were beards.
by Mouthshart88 February 4, 2018

by El Cockistador July 23, 2021

by Sykoskit February 5, 2021

if you are an egg it means you are a asshole
if someone calls you a egg its not a good thing and there is no comeback so you should just go and cry.
if someone calls you a egg its not a good thing and there is no comeback so you should just go and cry.
by RubyTigerMunzer June 11, 2020

by LawsOfChaos July 28, 2024

by Elvaselina December 28, 2020
