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egg masher

One who mistakes a Ouvre shaped sex toy for an invitation to rearrange ones baby making kit.
Her last words were “ I don’t need my love eggs now I have you to re arrange my guts, Egg Masher”

“Ann Summers doesn’t sell ovaries, Egg Masher”
by Harryhardhelmet January 5, 2023
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Egg

Egg is a nickname for the nickname Auggie making an Auggie even more adorable making the softboi aesthetic more reasonable.
“Egg is on the way over.”
“Oh great, can’t wait to see them”
by Eggntoast February 16, 2021
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Egg

A person who has gotten a buzz cut, and looks like a chemotherapy or holocaust survivor.
Sup "EGG", "Scrambled or fried?"
by The bots definitions September 9, 2020
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bad egg

dan marks is a bad egg
by scary bald thing February 20, 2019
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cooling and 2016 eggs

so this giga chad nammed cooling beat his meat to 2016 weggers :O
cooling and 2016 eggs is his fetish
by L4D2 March 14, 2022
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easter egg bunny

It is the bunny that lays eggs because bunnies don’t lay eggs.
“ mommy mom the easter egg bunny came last night and the lawn is covered with eggs “.
by TheAprilphoenix December 4, 2022
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cadbury egg

When daddy rolls a turd into an egg shape and fills it with his cum, creating a cream-filled egg.
My daddy just fed me a Cadbury egg. I'm so squishy now.
by iamsogay April 22, 2019
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