by Hnogfer May 15, 2020

A professional drunk is someone who can act like a drunk purposely and controbly really well when sober and obviously when drunk
(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)
(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)
by Cock jiggling thunder cunt August 14, 2019

A blonde with blue eyes who likes to mass text on her cell phone until she does an irish goodbye and goes to sleep after binge eating. Usually is hanging out with a Cynthia.
by manda918811 October 10, 2014

The person who comes already a little drunk and just wants to get mor drunk. They're the loud and clumsiest one.
Example 1:
PERSON1- Kaycee is acting so crazy tonight.
PERSON2- I think she is way to drunk.
KAYCEE- hey guys I'm drunk ass shit.
PERSON1- Kaycee is acting so crazy tonight.
PERSON2- I think she is way to drunk.
KAYCEE- hey guys I'm drunk ass shit.
by MrsPAYNE21 June 12, 2015

An individual’s tendency to excessively and needlessly purchase overpriced alcohol when inebriated in a social setting and in a fashion that resembles the stereotypical behavior frequently associated with oligarchs.
“Why did George order another bottle of Cristal? The club is closing and they turned the lights up- everyone is leaving.”
“George acts like a drunk oligarch when he drinks too much. It’s called drunk oligarch syndrome.”
“George acts like a drunk oligarch when he drinks too much. It’s called drunk oligarch syndrome.”
by notmyrea1name March 25, 2023

by in_the_gaykk69 March 11, 2018

by CaptainCyrus April 29, 2024
