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Drunk Like Don

To get completely wasted on alcoholic beverages. Preferably while in a canoe.
This float trip is so great.

Yeah, but I'm so jealous. I want to be drunk like Don!
by TaintMagic July 22, 2011
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Drunk Correct

When drunk texting your friends, autocorrect turns your texts into complete and utter nonsense.
My phone Drunk Corrected me last night. It said "Are u Coi have no clue lol" I think I meant I have no clue.

Total drunk correct: "I am home. I drank. A lot. I might puke in the morbid. Door is unlocked. Up to u if u cone over. I sleep now."
by Rinrin0303 March 22, 2011
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Cock-Drunk Slut

A person so overwhelmed with desire for cock that they act as if intoxicated: dizzy, needy, whimpery, and insatiable. Usually used in a kinky, consensual roleplay context to describe someone lost in lust.
She wasn’t tipsy, she was cock-drunk slut - drooling, moaning, begging like the perfect little slut she wanted to be.
by MistressOphelia October 2, 2025
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Safe Drunk Driving

When you do something incredibly dangerous in a way that is slightly less dangerous than an alternative
You could wear a seatbelt and a helmet while drunk driving to do safe drunk driving, but it is still very dangerous.
by Eushshtb July 30, 2023
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Drunk

You know... That good feeling you are having after 10 cups of "Red Bull"
5 years old kid: "Mom Am drunk..."

Mom: "You did not have to drink 10 cups of energy drink Billy"
by TheUltimatePeanut December 18, 2017
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Drunk Lego's

Daughter: Dad, I think my lego's made a mess of my Dollhouse!

Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?

Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.
by burgerkingassletuce December 4, 2019
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drunk lunch

A term to describe a unplanned and sometimes sudden drinking session entered into while on ether a "casual lunch" or during "work lunch".

This occasion is mostly accompanied by the quote of the Alan Jackson song "It's Five O' Clock Somewhere"
person - screw this job im gona go get drunk
workmate - Drunk Lunch?
person - yep
workmate - ow hell it's five o' clock somewhere
by cheeky bull February 6, 2012
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