Giving birth to a Marine

To take an huge crap, the kind that makes your legs shake.

Andy: "Hey Bill, you in the toilet?"
Bill: "Yea, Im giving birth to a Marine."
Andy: "I thought I heard you screaming!" "Need some stitches???"

by Frainslug December 28, 2005

A Morter

A person who is easily angered, very dramatic and likes to talk a lot. He is also very sensitive to things and has a tough time getting over issues and letting things go.

Cheney punched Bush out because Bush was being a Morter.

by BustANut222 April 9, 2009

A McAwesome

the meal that McDonald's will never have on the menu and will refuse to serve you but is damn delicious.

Often occurrs during a drunken adventure whose only aim is to cure the "drunken munchies" in which it has been decided that the most sufficient meal can and will only be... A McAwesome.

"Can I please have a McAwesome?" -customer
"I'm sorry but we don't serve those here."-employee

Attempted in:
-New York
-Connecticut
-New Jersey
-Pennsylvania
-Vermont
-Massholeville

by locone October 11, 2009

A Maggs

A threesome between you, a dictionary, & a thesaurus.

He must have had “a Maggs” to comeup with that old-world insult.

by King of Death Metal December 31, 2018

A Man City V Watford

A really horrible situation.

A situation where you are being fucked over.

Too bad to be true.

A thrashing.

"God, I feel like a Man City v Watford"

"That was an absolute Man City v Watford"

by HonourandIntegrity October 6, 2019

A mima

A Mima is when someone is being extra responsible

And they tend to overthink most of the time about everything and anything

Can you stop being a Mima for once and live the moment

by Not a dickhead September 20, 2020

a morrie

somebody who works without ceasing to satisfy their clients.
morries ensure that the final product will be top-notch.

A: do you know where vika is? it's been quite a while since I saw her last.
B: don't ask. she is such a morrie!

by driedtearscrocodile February 4, 2021