who asked

The final card in the deck of a 14 year old when they know the person they're arguing with has every edge over them.

If you find someone telling you who asked, say "I asked". They will discombobulate and be torn apart by law of universe into quarks.

Person 1: Dude, you are such a dipshit. For one, you SHOT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX PEOPLE DEAD. Second off, you just raped my girlfriend. And finally, you fucking HEXED MY FAMILY!
Person 2: Umm... uhh... who asked?...

by an extremely depressed bandu May 12, 2023

NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs

a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!

i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !

by michael foolsley August 25, 2023

Who

Asked?

Friend 1: Candice said you’re really annoying.

Friend 2: who?

Friend 1: Candice, the girl fro-

Friend 2: asked.

by DreamWullf August 31, 2023

whos gabes mom

jackie is his mom.

"hey arson i have a question,"
"yeah?"
"whos gabes mom?"
"oh, its jackie"

by yesitshername September 2, 2023

what is a good name for a dumb, trifling ass, nickel trickin, who thinks she slick, home wrecking, dope whore

what is a good name for a dumb, trifling ass, nickel trickin, who thinks she slick, home wrecking, dope whore

what is a good name for a dumb, trifling ass, nickel trickin, who thinks she slick, home wrecking, dope whore

by MercedezLaighn September 3, 2023

who the frick asked

yo mama

who the frick asked

bro your so childish just say who the fuck asked

by Anonymous am I September 8, 2023

Who you blow

The thing that, more often than not, determines whether you get hired or promoted.

It’s not always what you know, but who you blow.

by SiL3Nt J September 17, 2023