ur granpappy got slappy

worse than ur granny tranny and cannot be reverses by no u. deadly weapon.

Joe: ur mom gay
Dan: no u
Joe: ur granpappy got slappy
Dan: *dissolves*

by alien_god May 11, 2018

ur mom

an answer for everything and anything. Every middle school boy says it and thinks its top tier humor.

Kid: What are you doing
Middle school boy: UR MOM

by McKinley, August 29, 2022

ur a dog

ur a dog

ur a dog means ur dog

by asdfghji8765resdcvbnmki76trfvb August 22, 2021

Ur Mom

An ugly whore. Never does anything, and always needs drugs

Stop acting like Ur Mom!

by anonymous April 11, 2022

I'm Doing Ur Mom

It's A Goofy Joke/j And It Means Having Sex With Someones Mom.

Billy: Oi Jil I'm Doing Ur Mom Tonight.

by Kazoooooo September 8, 2023

ur uncle pedo

one up from ur aunt ase

when this is said, everything in the universe (or in the void, if it is said there) turns into a random object

Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: say that one more time
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: ur uncle pedo
*everything in the universe turns into a staple gun*

by PFJZESKTRHLJNIAWI:rk dvAKV,i w June 2, 2018

ur mom

Yes

ur mom is a dumbass.

by mojitronix January 4, 2022