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Twister Uncles

Family members with shifty eyes and overly friendly hugs who discover their affectionate side when their cousins and nieces buy their first training bra.
Whereas flirtatious grandpas are usually written off as being harmless, Twister Uncles sometimes require a tongue-lashing from Cousin Willy.
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Zebras Uncle

When you fall asleep drunk like an idiot, and someone paints stripes. On your uncle.
GUY 1: I cant believe Ryan is drunk and unconscious, lets go pull a "Zebras Uncle" and go paint stripes on his UNCLE!

GUY 2: YEAH CUZ THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE!
by painbrain December 28, 2010
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The Uncle Pat

An involuntary, obvious, and not-so-subtle physical pat on the back or side of shoulder given by a woman receiving a hug, who is uncomfortably being held in the arms of the one delivering the hug.

The Uncle label being the one man in the family that everyone calls Uncle - who's identity lies somewhere between a long lost cousin or just some guy who partied with your dad around the time you were born.
Uncle Ronnie sees you during a holiday event, eyes you up and opens his arms for an embrace. As you hug him he hugs you tighter and tells you how grown up and beautiful you look. After the initial union is made The Uncle Pat is delivered and the rate and power of the pat will increase with the length of the hug.
by Meeron February 20, 2011
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Insane Uncle Zane

"It's a Penis Austin :D" - Insane Uncle Zane
by InsaneUncleZane October 17, 2011
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Little Uncle

When the Grandmother has a child after her daughter has a child, the relationship of the Grandmother's child to the mother's son/daughter would be considered a little aunt/uncle since they are actually younger their the nephew/niece
LaQuanda: My Mom recently had a baby boy, James! Now James is my son Darelle's Little Uncle!
by Wenespank April 25, 2013
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Mexican uncle

The one person who drinks more than 5 cans of beer per day and room full of porn magazines and is also known as the boracho
by Wiki word June 1, 2014
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The Uncle Larry

4 shots of rhy splash of Pepsi
When your down in the dumps and nothings going right, just make and The Uncle Larry and everything will be alright!
by The Uncle Larry August 9, 2015
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