tridankta

when a chick is extremely boot in three specific categories, she qualifies because of her dankness

Katie is the tridankta because she is fat, ugly, and trashy.

by Sarasssss May 26, 2008

turd smurgler

a person who is very deceiving and sneaky about things involving insignificant things

Peter was being a turd smurgler yesterday about dumb shit

by Steve Burhman May 28, 2008

TURD SPIRIT

THIS IS THE TERM USED FOR THE GAS LEAKING FROM YOUR ASS ALSO KNOW AS A FART. THIS IS THE SOLE OF YOUR POOP THAT'S BEING RELEASED INTO THE WORLD AS THE "TURD SPIRIT". FLYING AROUND THE AIR TERRORIZING ANYONE WHO STANDS IN ITS WAY!!!

LET YOUR TURD SPIRIT BE FREE!!

by POOPMASTER G May 15, 2009

Turd Chunnel

European slang for anus or colon

Person 1: After I ate Mexican food last night my turd chunnel is on fire

by Bobdaily4 August 22, 2009

Turd in the Chili Bowl

(On South Park's first episode of their 14th season) Anyone who doesn't believe that Sex Addiction is a disease, thus ruining the popular belief that Sex Addiction is a virus sent out by an infected Alien Wizard residing in the Independence Hall.

Kyle: What if sex addiction isn't a disease, but a state of mind!
Sex Addiction Counselor: *Picks up phone and secretly says to whoever is on the other line...* We have a Turd in the Chili Bowl. I repeat, we have a Turd in the Chili Bowl!

by theskymightfall March 21, 2010

tridium

highly dangerous illegal substance; closely related to crack and kryptonite

"Nigga ya'll got a brother who can hook me up with some tridium?'

by Kevinthatguy April 4, 2010

Turd Harvest

A fetish involving the collection of turds.

After Jill took a dump at Steve's house, Ronny went into turd harvest mode. Collecting all of Jill's deer pellet turds for his personal collection.

by Steven1 July 9, 2010