squirt turd

When your shit is brown water.

I sat on the toilet to shit but let out a liquid squirt turd.

by MakeMice1976 January 2, 2018

Oke turd

When you have a fat line of coke and instantly need to shit

I was having rails with the boys instant oke turd

by Titsandgravymang April 11, 2020

disgusting fleshy turd

A legends way of trying to insult you.

Person 1: “Ur a loser”
Person 2: “Well ur a disgusting fleshy turd”

by A person you don’t know April 13, 2020

Turd

The word turd can be used as a two things

It basically means poop lol

You sweaty turd!
Don’t be a turd

Or
I just took a turd

by Roseachild:/ April 25, 2020

Turd

a peice of poo

dude you stepped in turd

by Natertater1633 November 14, 2020

Taquila Turd

Someone who frequently brings up "in my day" and "it's a generational thing" while drinking and talking smack in public arenas. Also, as bad as he/she is, STILL better than a Stubby. In effect, a 1-up Stubby Boomer.

"Man, kids these days don't even pronounce the "T" in words like button and mitten. In my day, we ALWAYS pronounced the T's! Either way, I'm still a leg up on a Stubby."

"I know, pops. You were the man back then. A regular ol' Taquila Turd."

by ayemacii February 15, 2020

Turd lock

A turd or piece of turd caught in a lock of hair typically an animal.

Aw shit the cat has another turd lock

by Mushishi February 23, 2020