swim johns

Swimwear with long sleeves and pants, like long johns, for swimming. Designed for sun protection and/or modesty.

Meet me in Hawaii. I’ll be the girl wearing swim johns.

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 13, 2010

John Lennon

He was a member of the Beatles known as the popular member of them. He was shot in 1980.

John Lennon was a member of the Beatles

by Aunt Jane November 5, 2019

Pastor John

Pastor John is a omnipotent being with no designated appearance, do not question him for you do not know the extent of what you are speaking of. That said, John is always going to haunt your nightmares, keep your doors locked, mortal.

Every second you’re not running, Pastor John Is only getting closer

by Dr.Pastor John November 4, 2021

John Bloom

Famous English Adventurer best known for his actions as a playboy at the Bulgarian seaside during the 60's

Oh, you mean that John Bloom that arrived from the deep Black Sea in his 007 amphibia car and was central for Bowie's first record deal!

by Olive Climber October 17, 2008

Please no johns

It is something to say if someone is making excuses to win an argument or the reason they lost a game.

Person one: Zero suit up b kill's bowser at 70?!!

Reggie: Please no johns.

by 9dohead October 7, 2020

John C

A.K.A cronos, a John C typically traps, constantly gets robbed, but still the good manz. A John C drives a ‘bella’ she should be disgusting and thrashed otherwise you can’t be a John C.

Yo u got a John C car type shit

by FISHINGCLUB October 30, 2019

john york

A handjob with a condom on.

Brian: Did you hear about Drew's date last night?
Greg: Yeah, I heard he got a john york, what a loser.

by rugmuncher82 October 10, 2017