Dylan is the super competitive guy who has an above average ability in football. Mostly all of the time he is an absolute jerk but that is compensated by his humor (although it can be an upsetting joke) All Dylan’s are INCREDIBLY terrible at drawing. However, every Dylan can concoct a masterpiece of literature that’s recognised by everyone in their lives. Now to end this definition of a Dylan, they are ALL popular kids for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
Classmate 1: Did you see who scored that incredible goal in football?
Classmate 2: I didn’t but his name is most definitely Dylan!
Classmate 1: We just need to see his terrible art ability to confirm it 😂
Classmate 2: I didn’t but his name is most definitely Dylan!
Classmate 1: We just need to see his terrible art ability to confirm it 😂
by Aphrodite20 May 31, 2024
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Girl: PHEWW did you smell Dylan today? What the heck hes smelly! I prefer his friend Saleh.. much hotter and actually smells nice.. hes also into skibidi toilet.. what a sigma
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Make sure you lock the car there's a bunch of Dylan Carpenters around here they might try and suck your dick
by Dingofish March 9, 2024
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