Oregon Top Hat

An elaborate sexual practice involving three women, two men, a pogo stick, several marijuana cigarettes, a bigfoot costume, and a Marionberry Pie from Shari’s.

Bob: I can’t believe Ed died last week. He was only 23!
Sally: The last thing he told me was he was going to try an Oregon Top Hat.

by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021

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top of the morning coffee

the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seán William McLoughlin)

top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish

by Irish german February 15, 2022

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Top-Shelf Infatuation

When you are so into someone it makes you weak.

That regular at the resturant you work at that makes you feel hot and heavy. Definitely some top-shelf infatuation!

by Geshur J. February 16, 2022

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Texas Top Hat

A camping/adventure trailer made from a truck bed converted into a trailer with a camper shell on top.

That Texas Top Hat looks silly but it's cheap and works great!

by HappyCamperr March 2, 2022

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Tank Top Siraj

A bona fide tank top lover. The one and only tank top master. Will fucking reck anyone in his path

Wow I love Tank Top Siraj. Did you see his pecks move when someone called him shilpi?

by Meteor Jamal August 10, 2021

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First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.

Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).

Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.

Me: Karen, get this…

I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.

Karen: Nice. Nice.

by Wow bruh August 20, 2021

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