Lucas short

He loves fortnite and Minecraft and roleplays

Lucas short your cart poggersq

by BusyCade2 September 18, 2021

National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1

Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.

by Short People Inc October 14, 2021

cooler shorter bestfriend day

october 20.

Skskslslslakal cooler shorter bestfriend days

you are cool. the cooler shorter bestfriend day

by iloveyousosobad October 19, 2021

Strawberry shortcake icecream

Icecream with vanilla and strawberry cream mixed with shortcake crumbs

This strawberry shortcake icecream is sooooo goood

by Ice cream guru January 24, 2022

Texas Shortcake

When you eat the period blood while performing Oral.

He was feeling very hungry, so he decided to share Texas Shortcake with his girlfriend.

by Steve_Brows January 24, 2022

Strawberry Shortcake

After fucking a chubby midget on her period, you take your dick out and slap off the period juice onto her face then cum on the top of her head moving your penis side to side creating artistic drippings.

I would totally Strawberry Shortcake that female Ewok right now.

by pornopdillywilly February 2, 2022

throw short people day

on March 25th, you throw the shortest person in your area at 1:18pm

I threw Angie 50ft on throw short people day

by Mrdabman March 25, 2022