Toothpaste shower

When you don't have time for a proper bathing and only brush your teeth.

Ted awoke from a night of drinking to discover he was late for work. He only had time for a toothpaste shower.

by MMRE May 23, 2013

escape shower

taking a shower to avoid any kind of conflict with the people you live with

“dude my mom is pissed i’m gonna go take an escape shower”

“my hygiene is incredible from the amount of escape showers i take when avoiding my family’s arguments”

by delphiniumium April 25, 2023

Urinal Shower

When you piss at the urinal, and your piss sprays back at you

Guy 1: “Oh man! I took a piss and I took a urinal shower at the same time”

Guy 2: “Oh shit!”

by ds1103 June 21, 2018

Jelly Shower

Intentionally getting stung by jellyfish so someone has to pee on you

he keeps sticking his hand in the jellyfish tank and asking strangers to pee on him as it's a "medical emergency". It's the 4th time this week he's gotten a Jelly Shower

by Jellyshowerluvr February 06, 2022

L Shower Bot

when someone takes their phone into the shower and is on it for long periods of time (snapping ppl, watching shows, tiktok etc…)

“Do you bring your phone into the shower?”
“Yeah”
“Dude you’re such an L shower bot”

by meowmeow11111 February 10, 2022

Shower Flower

When a gay male sticks a suction cup dildo in the shower and gets ass fucked by the shower dildo.

John takes long showers because he likes to play with his shower flower.

by SinisterOmens May 03, 2018

Shower cap

Shower cap

1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.

2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.

Karen: "Hey bab..*drunken puke burp* wadda slaaay you shower cap me ova by da juke box?"

by Intertubes9000 May 01, 2020