Scenester

A person, usually part of a group, or a person who - more importantly - WANTS to be part of a group who defines there inner character by their outer appearence. Subsequently creating a paradox and consequent void in their personality.

Most scenesters model themselves on a certain stereotypical person from a certain window in popular culture for example 'Mods', 'Punks', 'Hardcore', 'Beatniks', 'New Ravers' etc. Most scenesters base themselves on band members from their selected type of music. Despite 'Indie Rockers' being the classical 'scenester' in Britain 'Mods' seem to be taking over.

The true problem of scenster behaviour is that it is throughly based in the superficial. Scenesters only hang around with equally scene people and rate ,compliment and base their friendships on how good (or mostly ridiculous) each other look. The weirder and more original the better. 'Original' here however refers to something you have seen on another and copied whilst avoiding others discovering what idea you stole.

A few popular 'Original' looks include:

* Blunt Fringes
* American Apparel Clothing
* Red lipstick on Women
* Skinny Jeans on Men
* Vintage Clothing worn simultaneously resulting in Time Warp appearence
* Woody Allen glasses
* Berets
* Charity shopping items
* Being Heroin Chic skinny

Some non Mod scensterisms

* Shiny Leggings
* Florescent T-shirts from the 80's
* Androgyny
* Fake Bling
* As many clashing patterns and colours as you can get away with.

Personally my favourite aspect of the scenester is the vocabulary which tends to be stunted and abbreviated beyond apprehension. A smart scenester will make their own code words so that they can be totally 'original'

Popular scenesterisms include

*The sex
*Rad
*Delish
*Beaut
*Uber ( + anything i.e. Ubercool, Uberhot, Uberfun )
* Le (the french word) before an English Noun.
* J'adore (again stolen from the french)
*

'Oh my god, did you get that from AA? It's Uberhot. I was going to get a scoop but I J'adore the high necks. I'm not a scenester though...'
'Your clothes are hurting my eyes.'


'He's so horrible, he touched my hand when I handed him le money'
'But hes only a cashier'

by Tonka Miller October 16, 2008

scenester

The name people give to other people who joined a certain fashion later than themselves.

Get over yourselves you cunts, no one cares about how you dress or what music you like. You're as much a scenester as anyone.

by Danyes August 12, 2006

sceno

The newest image group created by Tub Ring member Kevin Gibson...

I'm so sceno and you're so not...

by Princess Nukka December 27, 2004

scenie

A poser scene kid.
mosgt of the time there either younger than 13 or a follower of a poser.

girl-"ugh. i hate scenies, theree so stupid. like posers ftw"
friend-"oh shit, scenies are coming towards us."
scenie-"hey! Whats Up??!!??"
girl- "leave us alone,kaithanksbye"

by whattheeff June 19, 2008

Scenester

The scenester is a male, female, or an "it" usually falling between the ages of 16-21. At the core of their lifestyle is their apparent love for music, usually of an obscure genre. Their clothing and attitude reflects their taste in music. Scenesters usually migrate in groups, most of them are the same person, and therefore look very similar. The typical scenester wears a t-shirt usually from Hot Topic (although the more "conformist" scenesters go to Stitches) and a pair of tight jeans. Their accessories include awkward headwear, oversized aviators, plastic jewelry, and the scenester can often be seen with a cigarette at hand. Scenesters, as the name suggests, are the first to hop onto a bandwagon - whether it's longboarding or the new drug. Scenesters found on the internet have usernames typically consisting of two words seperated by an "x." Members of this species usually travel in mid-90's sedans in large numbers. Scenesters are often mistaken for their more common, upbeat cousin - the hipster.

Gatekeeper: "Are you guys here to see the drifters?"

Scenester: "Sure are." (Takes short drag on cigarette.)

Scenester 1: "Goin' to the Rise Against concert?"

Scenester 2: "Fuck you!"

Scenester 3: "Fuck!"

by The Oppression of The Man May 26, 2009

Scenster

A little kid who tries to be cool but fails horribly and sometimes even makes what they were doing uncool for anybody.

Scenster: OMG I LOVE PANIC! AT THE DISCO!! My big sister/brother loves it so it is so cool!!

Actual fan: Name two of their songs.

Scenster: Um...nine in the afternoon....and...eh...

Actual fan: From their first album. A fever you can't sweat out.

Scenster: ...what first album?

by Cuilwen July 3, 2008

scenester

a rather interesting person. contrary to very popular belief, they don't all just follow trends. the only trend these people follow is a love of music, which often bands them together. some of them are sxe, (straight edge) which means no sex, drugs, or drinking. but not all of them are. a lot of the girl wear brightly colored eyeshadows, maticulosly put onwith the greatest of care. many also wear brightly colored clothes, tight jeans, and flats. big round beaded necklaces or bracelets may be included also. the girls usually have razored hair, and it may or may not be dyed.
the guys usually wear tight pants, and/or tight shirts with a large belt buckle sometimes with guns or the like on it. they also usually wear some type of skate shoe or converses.they usually also have very nice hair, and you can tell they spent some time on it. that does not mean they are gay. it means they care about their apperance.

those scenester kids have some great taste in music

i love the way the people in the scene dress.

those scenester kids can be really original sometimes.

by ewrfewf December 30, 2005