turkey roll 

a penis with a vagina for a uretha

"Damn dude, you have a turkey roll? Does that mean your bi?"
"Fuck no, asshole, go turkey roll your mom nigga!"

turkey roll by A dirty minded fucker December 27, 2012

Cinnamon Roll

When you’re fucking a fat bitch that has 4 rolls and you nut on her stomach

I just cinnamon rolled this bitch from Subway last night

Cinnamon Roll by Dumbassbob May 29, 2018

uh oh sushi roll 

a person in which they think they are of caucasian decent when really they are very asian.

see that asian bitch she hanging with the white chicks man she an uh oh sushi roll for sho.

uh oh sushi roll by ag89999 August 25, 2009

audio Rick Roll 

It takes the fun of a Rick Roll and applies it to the phone. You take your knowledge of what current, horrible pop song your friends or acquaintances hate. When the song comes on the radio, you call them with the volume of the song really high. When they answer the phone, thinking they are getting a call from you, they are instead greeted by the horrible song. Bam! They've been "audio rick rolled!"

Me: Owl City - "Fireflies", or Kesha - "Tik Tok" comes on the radio. I turn it up really loud and dial my friend.
Friend: (Answers phone) Hello?
Me: (Crappy song playing really loudly! I let it go for a little bit and then hang up.)

Plus, it works even if they let it go to voicemail.

Then I text them: You've just been "audio Rick rolled"

Other potential songs:
Sisqo - Thong Song
Fergie - My Humps
Hanson - Mmmbop
Baha Men - Who Let the Dogs Out?

audio Rick Roll by Jeb McJebertson December 15, 2009

Plate on a Roll 

A piece of paper towel that doubles as a plate in an emergency situation.

Adam- Yo garcia, pass me a plate so I can reheat this sofa pizza I found.

Garcia- damn yo are you a fucking idiot? you know we dont have any plates at my apartment...Here, take a plate on a roll.

Plate on a Roll by jgarcia55 July 8, 2011

Alabama fruit roll up

A sexual act in which you eat a girl on her period out and the blood and white chunks of discharge are left on your face until they dry. You then peel it off in strips and eat it like a fruit roll up.

My girl didn't want to have sex last night because of her period, but I'm a real man, so I gave her an Alabama fruit roll up.

Alabama fruit roll up by Jungle11B December 5, 2017

steam roll 

The act of taking a large steamy dump on the windshield of a car, then sliding on your stomach down onto the hood.

Watch Martin steam roll that van over there!

steam roll by Kyle Pedro June 4, 2007