Shit in School

Something nobody wants to do, but will in a time of extreme stomach, intestinal, colon, or rectal pain. Shitting in school is possibly the most God awful punishment anyone can attain within the walls of a school, especially high school.

You are usually thinking about how much better you will feel after you shit, trying to convince yourself to go.

It's always the worst kind of poo too, wet clay consistency that sticks to the circumference of your ass hole which requires 10+ wipes.

Fuckin' a. I don't wanna take a shit in school, but I'll shit my pants if I don't.

I wonder if anyone realizes I just took a shit in school.

by lemonadegremlin January 26, 2010

Sunnydale School

A school that can't teach for shit. When someone gets bullied, they never sort it out. Instead, they just let shit go on because all teachers there are all lazy assholes who have nothing to do but think about how their pupils are scum. They don't teach anything, the reason why people are degraded are because they is no education, they expect you to learn stuff by yourself. If you go to this school, only a few will succeed and if you fail, sometimes it is your fault but for the majority of the time, it is the teachers fault because they know nothing at all and obviously don't care about the kids education, hence why they are linked Bishop Auckland College. They obviously don't care if you die in school from other kids because they don't sort shit out, so if you go to Scummydale, you're going to end up in shit because nothing can be sorted for precision.

Sunnydale School is one of the shittest schools on the planet. Go there, expect to fail like 98% of losers there now

by TellingitLikeItIs January 16, 2014

The Green School

Absolute nonces, the girls school has bare lesbians and the geography teacher especially ginger ninja are pedos. Yr7s like to act big and they’re all getting shorter. yr 8s always tryna act big now they not the youngest but they less annoying then the yr 7s and when the yr7s have a fight yr 8s are always there. Yr 9s always causing trouble and mischief. Fighting the teachers and they argue more. yr 10s starting losing their virginity and starting enjoying illegal things, yr 11s got gcses and no time for idiot yr7s when they try to act big. The boys school are clapped and the yr 8s are shorter then the girls school yr 7s. Overall pretty shit school.

“oh does your daughter to go the green school, is she les yet?”
“ahhh he must go the boys school with knee height.”

by edibitizii May 19, 2019

public school

A place where miserable under paid teacherse dwell. A place where depressed,angry,violent,gangbanging youth reside during the hours of 9am to 3pm. They teach you alot of stuff that doesnt really help you with alot of stuff.
and refuse to air condition classrooms during hot garbage smelling summers, while they're staff rooms and offices are spotless clean and nice and cool.

I went to public school all my life and learned all the wrong things from my friends and teachers.

by FEVER October 6, 2005

new school

Anything contemporary.

Alicia Keys,Amerie,and Nivea are new school.

by Anonymous April 18, 2003

ADNOC Schools

A savage school were people don’t give a fuck about u not like gems American academy ;)

Adnoc schools is a school you might want to go to.

by Unknown fucking bitch October 28, 2018

elementary school

An introductory academic program that leads students through the first four to eight years of their education. It is here where tomorrow’s young scholars are taught the essential “three R’s”; Reading, Writing, Recess, and of course gym….but that’s technically not an “R”…. is it?

For a perfect example of an elementary school, drive to that part of the neighborhood where all the speed limit signs say "slow children at play."

by nethcev! August 24, 2006