Goobie nerd

Literally just my fiancé, Grace

Grace is being an absolute goobie nerd.

by Goobienerd September 18, 2022

nerd flu

The phenomenon of getting sick after going to a large comic book or fan convention. When packing 100,000 attendees in a small indoor space, someone's going to have a cold.

I wore masks before way before COVID because I'd get nerd flu after Con every year.

by correlation_lee July 17, 2024

nerd ghetto

A geographical location where nerds congregate, often to live, socialize, or work. In nerd ghettos, most occupations are performed by nerds in a unique form of vertical integration. Thus nerds are your politicians, teachers, businessmen, bureaucrats, bankers, technicians, auto mechanics, used car salesmen, dentists, customer servants, flunkies, gardeners, housekeepers, gas station attendants, janitors, garbage collectors, nurses, and so on. In a nerd ghetto you can strike up a conversation about computers with just about anybody, and everyone's intellect deserves respect.

Anytown, USA is such a nerd ghetto that even the cats are intellectuals. Yesterday I was practicing my book report on War and Peace and Fluffy seemed to be listening the whole time.

by batfemme53 July 11, 2022

Nerds

The formed bubbles caused by flatulence during a bath. Hence the reason for the shape of the candy Nerds.I

I really believe that all the Nerds that came out my buttocks arose from the beans I had for lunch.

by ItsTruthIfItsOnTheInternet April 11, 2023

nerd

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🤓: nerd🤓
🤓: nerd🤓
normal person: why do i exist

by letgame May 27, 2022

Lewie Nerd

A ,Lewie Nerd is a rare breed of Nerd and is commonly mistaken for a weirdo. These Nerds arent your usual type, they dont wear glasses, no braces but have a decent amount of spots on their fat forehead.

Oh look, I may be mistaked, but i think thats a Lewie Nerd!

by SuperNerd+×÷ January 30, 2020

Nerd

Any person who is so obsessed with their phone, tablet, or other electronic device that they are incapable of having any direct conversation with other people, especially in places such as restaurants, clubs, bars, and on public transport.

Check out that nerd. He's been pushing those keys for twenty minutes and hasn't even noticed his food arrived ten minutes ago.

by Avgas April 17, 2016