long term financial investment

A short term investment that has gone bad.

Investing in GME is a very viable long term financial investment.

by ThatDapperLad March 6, 2021

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 12, 2021

Longing Shakes

Wanting something so unimaginably bad that you begin to shake at the thought of it. This could be sexually or longing someone or something.

“I wanted her so bad that I got the longing shakes”

by lol49593782 March 15, 2021

Long shlong

You say it to someone as a complement

You have a long shlong

by Electric circuit March 18, 2021

long division

a painful version of division

i hate long division

by Nicklestct March 18, 2021

Danny Long Legs

A very active, full of beans, skinny bloke who doesn't seem to sleep and is willing to do anything to keep the show going. A genuine 'wired up' go getter.

"Geez, check out 'Danny Long Legs' havin a go! If anyone can get it done, it's him.

by Chowdabum March 22, 2021

long stool

a dumb idiot who has way too much of an interest in piss. if someone is a long stool, they will have the worst sense of humour on this planet, often not regarding truly good jokes and instead turning to videos sent by a doormat.

d’you know a long stool?
i do, actually. what an eejit.

by hahahapoggers March 25, 2021