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Kevin

Kevin is such an asshole but is funny. He can hate you sometimes but they suddenly just change for the better or worse. He can make memories that you will never be able to forget.

He is such a bitch but I'm grateful for having him as a friend.
Jasper: Who is Kevin?
Me: He is a bitch but my bestest friend
by Qianyu December 9, 2022
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kevin davila

Great at basketball but not as good as he thinks he constantly flirts with girls but he is as annoying as hell sometimes talks to much but he is a great guy any girl would be lucky to be with he is smart and very talented overall great guy and a little arrogant yet charming
Kevin davila is the one of the best people you will ever know
by Idk I'm that person January 29, 2017
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Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.
by 209 iads November 28, 2023
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Kevin

Is a certified rapist and needs serious help
by Qkqjwhrbrbtbthsi January 4, 2022
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Kevin

He's called Kevin because his name is Kevin.
It is advised to avoid contact with this individual because he is one Evil Feck.
Guy 1: Who's that?
Guy2: We call him Kevin
Guy1: Why?
Guy2: Because his name is Kevin.
by RiguRagu November 22, 2018
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Kevin Saunders

by Schmilly August 19, 2021
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Kevin

Person 1: The football team is so Kevin
Person 2: Sybau
Gurt: Yo
by bananadaddy7 April 26, 2025
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