I'm gonna tell my mom

The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU

Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.

by The dictionary of holes June 14, 2022

The thing I'm called to do

I'll give you 1 million guesses and I guarantee it's the you'd ever want me to do.

Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."

by Hym Iam December 26, 2023

I'm not fucking with you

Just something to say when you're really fucking serious, not to be considered as sexual intercourse, Stirling you dumbfuck.

I'm not fucking with you, get on the train

by Justsomeonewhoisalwaysinahurry August 30, 2022

I'm in!

Slang used by classless, low brow, ghetto male douchebags (usually brown people, but they don't have the monopoly on it) when a pretty woman (or let's face it, for these types of males, anything with two legs and a vagina) walks by to denote they would like to *checks notes* "tahp daht ayss"-have sexual intercourse with her, for those of you who don't speak Ebonics. Consent optional, of course.

Woman walks by
Brown person: I'm in!
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Woman makes Youtube video
Ghetto Trash commenter: I'm in!

by timberwolf0095 March 7, 2025

An I'm Sherlocked

When you like a bunch of comments but don't reply.

Farah just pulled an I'm Sherlocked

by Dgwyegeveushh December 7, 2017

I'm a Moose

I don't mind. Casual way of suggesting one's uncaring thoughts on a matter.

"Hey dude what do you wanna do later?"
"I don't know man, I'm a Moose."

by Higgs66 February 8, 2017

Touch Me I'm Sick

Touch me I'm Sick also known as TMIS, is slang for a feeling usually related to edging with pain or with inflicting pain upon someone whose in great health in hopes to infect him/her.

Hey you, Touch me I'm sick, bet you wont be happy after

by JOJO stir March 17, 2024