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rule of half past four 

The rule that if you listen very seriously and intently, with a deeply caring expression, to anyone until 4:30 a.m., they then must have sex with you. Sometimes a verb as well. Comes from the original, good version of Bedazzled, with Peter Cook (as the devil) and Dudley Moore (as the guy being tempted).
"Have you thought of just applying the rule of half past four?"

"What is it?"

"If you can stay wide awake and gaze at her thinking 'You are fascinating,' the whole time she talks, for everything she says, no matter how pointless and no matter how stupid, till half past four in the morning, you're in." (Not an exact quote)

I wanted her so bad that one night when she was drunk and dumping all this self pity, I kept telling her what an interesting person she was, until I finally half past foured my way into her pants.
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cheeky half 

A half-pint of lager, normally drunk in haste when you're meant to be elsewhere. Can often turn into a 'cheeky pint' or 'several cheeky pints' if there's a lack of willpower.
"It's been a rough day and I need to get back home for dinner. I don't suppose you fancy a cheeky half, Boris?"
cheeky half by elBlandie September 13, 2016

sixpence half a crown 

Expression to describe what is occurring at your anus when in a state of extreme concern, panic, worry, or fright.

Derived from two British coins of a bygone era. The sixpence, small in size. The Half Crown, large in size.

British slang.
Bloody hell, Barry, when my main parachute failed to open I was going sixpence half a crown!
sixpence half a crown by kclunk January 16, 2021

what looks like half an apple

Bro: Yo what looks like half an apple
Homie: Yeah dawg
Bro: Aight man, the other half homes

Dark Side of the Half Moon 

When you eat a chick out doggie style and you lick her from clit to butthole and everything in between.
I bent that chick over and liked her from clit to butthole. Ate that shit Dark Side of the Half Moon!

Snack and a half 

A pretty ass chick that looks tastier than a snack
Friend 1: Yo, you see that girl that's in charge of the tutorial?
Friend 2: Yeah, bro. She lookin' like a snack and a half
Snack and a half by wiggakid97 October 4, 2017

Sawing the boat in half 

Taking things to extreme measures, just to prove a point
To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half!
Man, he was really sawing the boat in half!