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Birlfriend

When your daughter brings home her new boyfriend who is probably a girl. Hence her Birlfriend. A cross between a boyfriend and a girlfriend.

Hey dad, meet Pat my new boyfriend with boobs and no Adam's apple. Oh, you mean your Birlfriend.

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When you eat a chick out doggie style and you lick her from clit to butthole and everything in between.

I bent that chick over and liked her from clit to butthole. Ate that shit Dark Side of the Half Moon!

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