Fudickery

A contractraction of the phrase "fucking dicking around". Used to describe lazy behavior when a task needs to get done or when pressed to complete a task waiting on others.

If it wasn't for all of this fudickery, this project would be done

by Sparky the fitter June 6, 2018

Fudguck

A commonly used substitute for fornicate but worse.

"What the FUDGUCK, man?!"

by Maestro Miyagi June 8, 2018

fudat

that is a useless idea and I will not do it.

I think we should go for a swim in an electric storm.

fudat!

by lucifer firenze June 13, 2018

fudge wax

When you stick your finger in your but before you give someone a wet willy.

I gave Billy the nastiest fudge wax ever.

by Greenman2000 June 18, 2018

Fudge Brownie!

A nice way of sayin "FUCK!" An exclamation used by people in authority who can't risk saying "FUCK" in public at the risk of getting fired...

FUDGE BROWNIE! What the hell was he thinking!

by ebonyeyedgirl July 31, 2018

Fudge-Barreled

The distinctly male sensation of either having to shit or piss so bad that the pressure actually causes an erection.

Jim ate a 14 dollar order from taco bell and then drank a bunch of coffee while sitting in his car on a hot day and got fudge-barreled. He had to shit and piss so bad his dick got hard.

by The truth 123 September 19, 2018

fudge cake

A silly person that's done something stupid

I put my phone in the fridge and tried to call you on the milk, I'm such a fudge cake.

by Lilibet123 September 29, 2018