stfu and eat ur food 

whenever u're chilling and ur friend reminds u that u have to do a stressful work, u can tell him to be quiet and simply eat his food like a fish with this good sentence

Guy 1: ayo G, we have a lot of homeworks to do for tomorrow

Guy 2: man, i'm chilling, stfu and eat ur food

stfu and eat ur food by therealseb September 8, 2020

stfu and eat ur food 

(shut the fuck up and eat ur food)
whenever u're just chilling and ur friend reminds u that u have to do a stressful work, tell him to be quiet and just eat his food like a fish

Guy 1: bro, we have a lot of homework for tomorrow
Guy 2: man, stfu and eat ur food

stfu and eat ur food by therealseb September 8, 2020

A national eat a banana day 

On 18. October you have to eat atleast 1 banana... So you can challenge your friends to eat a lot od bananas and then call them "Minion"

Jake: yo bro, go eat a banana
Mike: nah, no thanks
Jake: you have to cuz of A national eat a banana day

A national eat a banana day by PraviDečkoKiMaRadBanane October 16, 2020

girls who eat ranch 

People of the female gender who have consumed or continuously consume ranch dressing

Boy: Do like ranch?
Girl: yes I am part of a club called girls who eat ranch

girls who eat ranch by RogueSoul22 January 4, 2021

girls who eat ranch 

People of the female gender who have consumed or continuously consume ranch dressing

Danny: do you like ranch
Lindsey: yes, in fact I am part of a cult called girls who eat ranch

girls who eat ranch by RogueSoul22 January 4, 2021

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts 

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts by green923jade January 9, 2021

Lick The Eat The Baby

When you are really weird and scream something useless in the middle of a target or a shoprite or a whole foods or any public thing at all. Like literally every time I go to a store someone does this xD

1: Lick The Eat The Baby
2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20, And everyone else in the store: WHO TF SAID LICK THE EAT THE BABY?!?!?

Lick The Eat The Baby by PoopmanNineTy7Seven April 12, 2021