A specific type of metabolism sometimes converts excess candy into alcohol. The person with that metabolism then becomes candy-drunk.
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She wasn’t tipsy, she was cock-drunk slut - drooling, moaning, begging like the perfect little slut she wanted to be.
by MistressOphelia October 2, 2025
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After 6 whiskeys we say "Let's brew beer tomorrow". Your Homey says "Drunk Ho", because you are both really excited tonight, but tomorrow you are not having it.
by Dariddlah79 November 29, 2020
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by JustSomePersonHere September 11, 2022
Get the If im drunk enough... mug.A phenomenon that affects both a person's brain and body when they stay up late and their mind can't compute things. Symptoms of sleep drunk include:
- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks
Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.
- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks
Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.
Decent person: "Hey dude, it's 2am. Shouldn't you be sleeping?"
Sleep drunk person:
"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"
Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:
"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:
"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"
Sleep drunk person:
"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"
Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:
"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:
"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"
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Past Tense
When a person has been duped, tricked, confused, bamboozled, misled, or swindled by an act so bizarre and nonsensical it defies logical explanation--like being cornered by your drunk uncle at a family gathering.
Past Tense
When a person has been duped, tricked, confused, bamboozled, misled, or swindled by an act so bizarre and nonsensical it defies logical explanation--like being cornered by your drunk uncle at a family gathering.
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