UFO Alarm Clock

This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!

“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”

“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”

by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020

drop o clock

the most washed cook group on the planet

1: "you in drop o clock?"

2: "nah they suck"

Do you guys know about Drop O Clock?

by robespo86 September 24, 2020

Jack o'clock

Jack o'clock can be any time of the day whether its midnight or 4 pm it just means that it's time to jack off.

Paul: Hey Steve whats Poppin nigga, wanna hang out?
Steve: Nigga it's jack o'clock fuck off.

Paul: Sorry nigga

by SLohPoh October 8, 2020

$3,000 o'clock

$3,000 o'clock is both the time and money lost while losing time and money at a casino.

(At the casino)
Her: What time is it? There is not one goddamn clock in this place!
Him: (Looking at ATM receipts and his wallet) "I'd say it about $3,000 o'clock!"
Her: What the damn hell! Let's get out of here.

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 13, 2021

Cleaned My Clock

When a Woman takes your soul from you with fellatio and leaves nothing In your scrotum! Completely Empty

Man the way she “Cleaned My Clock” I think I’m in love or something close to it

by King Renzo January 22, 2021

Back side of the clock

The civilian equivalent of the military term "o dark thirties". Equates to the 11pm to 7am 3rd shift for businesses which run 24/7.also. Known as "graveyard shift".

I'll be working the back side of the clock for the next few weeks. I'll always be eating breakfast!

by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021

Bob O’clock

8:08 happens twice a day and can either be used as just fun thing to say it is also the cooler 4:20. 8:08 is a time to pack a bowl and relax with cool people.

Yo are you coming to Joes for Bob O’clock

by donteattoes March 30, 2021