Santa Claus

Pulling out of your male partners ass then ejaculating on their face. You would then use the semen to draw a mustache and beard (white like Santa Claus).

Damn rick, your ass is so tight. Now be a good little elf and let me Santa Claus you'

by chris kringle October 4, 2006

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Vampa Claus

Vampire Santa Claus

Watch your back on Christmas Eve, or Vampa Claus could bite your neck.

by greatgazoo19 November 23, 2010

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Penis Claws

A facebook sensation involving a penis version of Santa that rapes you on Christmas

A penis with claws Penis Claws

by Abdoo March 31, 2011

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classy

1.word used by Jim in "The Office" when wearing a tuxe to annoy Dwight and to entice Michael.
2. similar in definition to stylish and sheek

"Today Brendan wore a suit to school; I told him it looked classy."

by raeraerascal August 13, 2009

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A small business, mainly sole-proprietorship "movement" that in protest and by parody operates using the same immoral, unproductive and underhanded techniques as the notoriously evil big business failures of the past (or even present, sadly). Especially those business practices leading to the economic collapse of 2008.

Furthermore it is a business that doesn't care whether or not it succeeds and in fact is trying to fail in order to become a tax shelter. It is characterized by its indifference or even antipathy toward success.

Owner of business: I am bummed

Friend: why is that?
Owner of business: well the business I set up as a tax shelter turned a profit because my employee died and the "dead peasant insurance" paid out huge, so now I have to actually pay taxes.

Friend: Stay Classy Carlsbad

by Ben the life critic March 26, 2010

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