one direction

a break (since One Direction are currently on break)

School is stressful, I really need a one direction

by no creative user was avaivable April 27, 2016

Hole In One

This move is when you get your girl to take 5 Sxrion golf balls and shove them up your anus and then take a golf club and hit you in the penis so you shit the golf balls out due to the pain

Man 1: Yo why are you sitting weirdly

Man 2: I just performed the hole in one with my girl earlier

Man 1: Ouch, how do you even enjoy that?

Man 2: I don't but she do

by BigPeePeePooPoo January 7, 2021

off by one

An "Off-By-One" (OBO) in a non-programming context is the act of a touch-typist beginning to type with their hands one key offset from home position.

If the typist in question types fast enough, the resulting nonsense string of gibberish resembling a 14 year-old's SMS history or YouTube comment may actually be sent/submitted before they notice what they've done.

Ex 1:
Sm "Pgg-Nu-Pmr" )PNP_ om s mpm-ptphts,,omg vpmyrcy od yjr svy pg s ypivj-yupody nrhommomh yp yupr eoyj yjrot jsmfd pmr lru pggdry gtp, yjr jp,r ppdoyopm/ (*That was actually harder than I thought it'd be, though notice the prevalence of things like omg and gtp)

Ex. 2:
Carly1992: Wanna come over to my place?
TCAPreditorBate: rirakky!
TCAPreditorBate: totally* Sorry, off by one

by ZenAtWork May 28, 2010

one slime

a game that is played alot by a lot of people.

bob: he herbert have you beat one slime yet.
herbert: no
bob: why not?
herbert: cause negro slime keeps doin the same thing its getting me mad.
bob: calm down its just a game
herbert: well he doesnt have to be such a simpleton.

by schase April 15, 2007

one-to-ten

The amount of seconds after any minute that have passed when you end a cell call using daytime minutes and realize that roger's just charged you for a whole extra minute for that incredibly short span of time. This is usually followed by a very short depression, including reflecting on what you could have done in order to shorten your conversation by that amount of time.

Jim looked at his phone after calling bill. His call time was 3:02. He promptly palmed himself in the forehead, realizing he was within one-to-ten.

by sike moda November 17, 2009

Real One

Redefined as somebody VIP to you or has helped you in some sort of way.

Good looks gee! You a real one.

Thanks mom, you will always be a real one.

by Jinstermeista January 20, 2020

un-One

Unorthodox One. Being with a unique flow or rhyme delivery. A Stand-out.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003