cell-u-verse

The total number of reachable cellphones.

I wonder which is greater, all the stars in the sky or the cell-u-verse.

OMG, you should see my daughter's phone bill. I think see tried to call the cell-u-verse.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

u-deed

u-deed = urban dictionaried it. If you don't know what something means and you don't want to Bing it because Bing sucks, you search for the definition of the word on Urban Dictionary.

Dude A: What the hell does ROFLMAO mean?

Dude B: Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off.

Dude A: How did you know?

Dude A: I u-deed it.

by Non-Original Generic Name April 18, 2010

Thank u,next

Probably is the song name
Its Ariana Grande's song

and for that i say.Thank u,next (next)

by ImmaNubPro May 4, 2019

Love u anabel

National tell how lucky you are to have met your best friend anabel in august and if you hadn’t met her I would not be as happy as I am today. My life will forever be different thanks to my best friend anabel💞 you make me so happy anabel and you are just the best. 2020 has been one of the worst years ever but meeting you made it better❤️❤️❤️ - your best friend mika 💖

Love u Anabel soooo much and I appreciate u so much!💓

by Mika t December 6, 2020

no u

Meant to correct British/Commonwealth spelling to American spelling of an 'ou' word in English.

- There's not enough colour in this picture.
- No u.
- Oh! Sorry, you are right. I meant to say "color."

by yoricksbones April 24, 2020

no u

A horrible way of taking insults. It was used mainly when insulted, you'd just reverse it back to them.
This is a term only used by pilgrims, honestly annoying when told. No effort, no spice, no anything. Boring and most importantly, no one cares.

"Oi, Gerald you look like an oompa loompa."
"No u"
"...."

by thememelord69 December 11, 2020

U-TURN

When a man sticks his penis into someone’s nostril and ejaculate causing the semen to shoot out the other nostril.

“Hey Jim, did you give Kyle a U-TURN last night”

by TickleMeElmo3569 August 4, 2020