Ur Aunt issa Toaster

The best roast of all you can ever use if somebody tells you "ur grandpap a trap"
Completely destroy their IQ and emotions with this

1:ur mom gay

2:well ur dad lesbian

1:no u

2:well ur granny tranny

1:but ur grandpap a trap

2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*

by DehKukadoolKiide March 20, 2018

loaf on toaster

its when toasters "toasts" the loaf slowly and nicely ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so its basically sex

Loaf: lets do loaf on toaster bby
Toaster: okay loafie
then sex

by DehAlmightyLoaf July 24, 2018

pop-out toaster

Humorous term for a female who gets oreggo very easily.

One of da best ways to be a good buddy to a fellow bachelor is to warn him if a gal he's thinking of dating is a pop-out toaster, so that he can take precautions --- i.e., condoms, pulling out in a timely manner, carefully scheduling his lovemaking sessions in accordance with the gal's monthly periods, etc. --- against da unwanted pitter-patter of little feet and/or child-support payments.

by QuacksO October 4, 2018

butch on toast

A butch lesbian that is an authority on her game work or life.

Man that butch on toast gave a superb speech at city hall last night.

by Luz@3leches October 27, 2018

Shinpad on toast

You rub bread in your friends sweaty shinpad, toast it, rub it in, then throw it in your sleeping friends face.

I gave him a mad shinpad on toast

by Achmed_Da_Dictionary November 3, 2018

Level of toastiness

How well or bad you want your bread toasted while in a toaster

The level of toastiness had broke

by Toaster536 December 12, 2018

Pulling a Toastie

When you accidentally shoot or injure a teammate in a video game.
Originating from a Toastie202's Twitch stream in which she repeatedly shot her own teammates during a CS:GO match.

- Jack: "Did she just kill her own teammate?"
- Amy: "Yeah, she was really pulling a Toastie on that one"

by Shankeefy May 21, 2019