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French drive-over

Similar to the American "drive-by" the French drive-over is driving someone over rather than driving beside and shooting them. This was popularized after the French saw the rest of the world and lost all respect, desperate to get rid of those other impure men, they flattened them under heavy rocks. This was later adopted by the car as it was far more fun, far easier and had the exact same effect. This practice has been replicated by other countries in the modern age as well, although, by filthy outsiders.
18-Something
*French engineer* We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans"
*French engineer* "We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*All together* "Hon Hon Hon!"

Modern age:
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans". "Get the cheese wheels ready monsieur, we're doing A French drive-over! Time to flatten them like crepes!"
by Kurts December 5, 2017
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Fungaled French Fry

(1) a fucked up dick (2) a diseased dick
Yo Shaquita, I was hooking up with this guy last night but I had to slam on the brakes when his draws came off. Brotha had a fungaled French fry, ya hear!
by Tabinator August 10, 2008
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French

A verb to describe something horrendously bad.
Andrew Tate acted really french about that human trafficking scandal.
by Crack Sparrow December 28, 2023
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Texas French Fry

A fat, messy line of cocaine.
“Why’s Chris so talkative tonight?”

“He snorted a Texas French Fry at the pre-game.”

“Yeah that sounds like him.”
by LogiBogy May 20, 2022
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Frencheli

The most beautiful girl in your eyes. She is usally mixed with Canadian and Puerto Rican.
Damn frencheil stole my heart.
Frencheli and I went to the mall.
by Miles morals parker October 3, 2016
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French Grammar

The most mind-numbing grammar ever invented
"English speakers must not be able to speak out language, but how will we accomplish such a task?"

Make the French grammar impossible to do unless it is a native speaker?"
by Parsival.2222 September 26, 2022
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French Dip

The act of a man inserting a large Dip of Copenhagen into his lip and then spitting it onto a females vagina covered in Roast Beef.
Marquisha smelled good, she must French Dip.
by Seymour Busch October 31, 2016
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