cheese merchant

Someone who does not wash their bellend as often as they should,

He had a cracking cock but when i went down it turn out he was a cheese merchant

by Blowfelt January 23, 2015

Dom cheese

When someone named Dominic eats too much cheese and the crumps fall down into his foreskin. Making it scrumptious and yummy to eat.

Mmm this is some yummy dom cheese
I would like to order some dom cheese

by NonstopSpore877 September 16, 2019

Ham and Cheese

A loaded gun.

Dont fuck with that fool cause he got that ham and cheese.

by Crestside rida October 12, 2012

Cheese Curd

When a man shaves his nuts and his girl sucks them till they squeak.

I gave Angie some fresh Cheese Curds last night.

by Trey-J September 3, 2016

The cheese touch

The cheese touch is when one touches cheese 🧀🤏🏻😼🧵👵🌾

Omg ! Cacia just touched the cheese 😱 😳 she has the cheese touch !! 🧀🤏🏻😼🧵👵🌾

by 🧀🤏🏻😼🧵👵🌾 July 13, 2020

Pork cheese

1. Unsavory substance made from left-over roast pork.

2. Unsavory substance found under an unwashed prepuce.

1. Mrs Beeton's pork cheese did not taste good!!!

2. Mrs Beeton's pork cheese did not taste good!!!

by Dirty Animals January 7, 2009

Cheese Tits

This is a nickname given to a girl with breasts which are very saggy. Often when a girl loses large quantities of weight the breasts lose volume, but the skin is still the same size. In this situation her breasts become a similar consistency to sacks, loosely filled with cottage cheese. Hence the nickname Cheese Tits.

"I got this girl home thinking she was slammin hot. Got to second base and realized she had Cheese Tits. gross.

by FatBitchKilla April 4, 2008