Greasy Fingers

Someone who takes screen protectors off iPhones and updates them without people’s knowledge.

Ol’ Greasy Fingers got ahold of my phone again.

by Salamander2718 September 20, 2018

finger ham

A delicious snack to have after school.

John, do you have any finger hams leftover?

by Justin Bieber Fan💜💜💜 June 2, 2018

Finger monkey

When you finger a girl and beat your chest like a monkey.

Opt. Assert dominance by howling like a monkey.

Hey girl, be careful, I'll give you a wild night, but I can be a real finger monkey in bed.

by Nonamenelly March 26, 2017

Islamic finger

To pose in front of a camera with your finger in the air.

Mostly used by Islamic terrorists after great success.

The meaning of this gesture could be one of the following:
- finger in the air if you're a flaming homosexual.
- I have one life left.
- I fingered my goat.
- Look up.
- You keep filming, look up damn it.
- This finger caused all this carnage.
- I take this finger to be my husband.

"Jihadi Pete poses in front of the camera in triumph with his Islamic finger in the air and a severed head in the other hand, dandy as always, dandy like wallpaper in a freshly bombed out Aleppo residence" ...

by DeadGoat November 1, 2017

Salad fingers

This cartoon is just completely fucked up, how it was even legal to put this cartoon online is beyond me! I was shown the 1st episode of salad fingers and it disturbed me so much I stopped watching after 5 minutes!!! Howeber, people that I know have managed (somehow) to survive full episodes of this twisted shit, and I will never know how this was ever possible but the cartoon got worse! The man (I'm presuming) who was responsible for salad fingers needs to go to a phsyciatric ward and stay there until he realised the error of what he's done!!

Salad fingers: a schizophrenic,deformed pedophile.

by I'm unreal 2001 June 12, 2016

Misty finger

When you have two finger a woman and she 'squirts' (ejaculates) on your fingers.

I met this girl at a party and went home with her, but during foreplay she gave me a misty finger

by Dec99lan January 17, 2017

Wine Fingered

The past act of pleasuring a women by using a bottle of wine, not champagne, then drinking a mixture of the wine and vagina juices.

Cole: "Ya I wine fingered her last night"
Austin: "Did you drink the juices?"
Cole: "Yes, it had a sweet taste."

by EarToucher December 21, 2012