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milk carton

a pussy that can hold a nice amount of cumm
by bvng bvng July 16, 2014
mugGet the milk cartonmug.

Milk-Stirrer

When having anal sex, the milk-stirrer is the one who is putting their dick in the other person's ass. Picture the ass as the milk glass, the (eventual) semen as the milk, and the dick as the spoon stirring the chocolate (poo-poo) and the milk all up. A very sweet image, isn't it?
Bill: That was so awesome when Tyler stirred my milk yesterday.

Ted: Yes, Tyler is a very good milk-stirrer.

Bill: Go fuck yourself, bitch.

Ted: Okay.

*Ted takes out dildo and fucks himself*
by Manboobs are Cool April 21, 2011
mugGet the Milk-Stirrermug.

Milk-Boner

When a male releases sperm all over his erect penis and lets it dry for several hours. His mistress then has to remove the crust via the tongue later on.
A- "Hey, what happened with you and Shelly the other night? Did you guys hook up?"

B- "Nah man, i just have her an old Milk-Boner, it always works."
by Zeeb Starn November 23, 2011
mugGet the Milk-Bonermug.

Milk Toast Pussy

Character definition:
A person that acts tough or has a position of power that acts blind when crime happens all around them and they do nothing but take the government hush money.

EXAMPLE: A city council person that forces mask wearing on everyone, knowing it is illegal but the contract says they must do it in order to receive their federal grant money AND they force children to be used by big pharma to be used as LAB RATS in their own schools. Because... you know... that money is just too darn good.

PATRIOT STREET FIGHTER- Origin of "Milk Toast Pussy"
My city council member is a milk toast pussy.
by Ghost Justice September 18, 2022
mugGet the Milk Toast Pussymug.

Devon’s chocky milk

You take a gallon of milk and a pound of gun powder and mix them together and bam you have a devon chocky milk
You tryna pop a devon’s chocky milk bruh
by MOMMY69420 February 1, 2021
mugGet the Devon’s chocky milkmug.

goat milk pie

When you have anal sex with a lactating female that has diarrhea then proceed to titty fuck her.
Sheila has been nursing so she's a prime candidate for a goat milk pie.
by GoatMilks November 20, 2018
mugGet the goat milk piemug.

milk some glass

To smoke high grade marijuana through a glass pipe
He lets hook up and milk some glass sometime.
by Gabo de la Ch0ng0 May 1, 2009
mugGet the milk some glassmug.

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