by John wazouski April 29, 2023

Man: "I've seen Lysol kill the virus in a minute, maybe we could inject something like that."
Woman: "You're a retard."
Woman: "You're a retard."
by Charlfever April 24, 2020

by Cockblaster69000 May 22, 2023

Worse than the usual Wednesday "hump day", worse than a write-off day, a retard wrednesday is when you can't articulate words correctly (written and/or verbal), your brain feels like it took a vacation without you, and it's really, really hard to focus.
June 2, 2010 was such a retard wrednesday because it took me an hour and a half to muster enough focus to execute the simplest tasks at work.
by rosemarylong June 2, 2010

by Gbear42 January 15, 2022

by Cordextension September 7, 2025

"Don't put that fork in the microwave, retard, it'll explode!"
"It's a plastic fork, double retard."
"It's a plastic fork, double retard."
by Sadie Enward November 15, 2023
