Potato

If you’re called this it means you have really bad aim.

Dude how’d you miss! You’re such a potato.
You completely missed the guy. You potatoed everywhere.

by Tempest_Dragon October 11, 2019

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Adam Phillips

Adam Phillips is a potato man

by Ghffgvff November 2, 2021

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a word in which dumb idiot girls call themselves, and then self diagnose themselves with depression and anxiety. I really want to hurt them

Idiot girl: omg I am a potato!
Any normal human being: oh my god will you shut your idiot mouth up before I carve your face off.

by Imsosohungry April 6, 2021

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Male ball sac; nuts

Girls like to gargle pants potatoes!

by charquol November 18, 2009

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A person my bestie is obsessed with.

Brielle loves potato.

by curryboi24 November 27, 2019

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PROBABLY THE MOST BADASS VEGGIE ON THIS GOD DAMN PLanET. THIS BITCH CAN BE EATEN AS BREAKfAST LUNCH AND DINNER. DAMN. U NEED BREAKFAST? GET FUCKIN HASHBROWNS YOU RETARD. NEED FOOD FOR HOLIDAYS? EAT THESE FUCKERS MASHED OR BAKED. NOW YOU GON GET SOMBITCHES IF YOU SHOW THEM THE SIZE AND NUMBERS OF YOUR POTATOES. SHE'LL Be ON YOUR DICK IN A MINUTE

bill: you need food for thanksgiving?
tom: N O I FUCKING DONT I GOT POTATOES YOU SOYBOY

by SaltyMann June 3, 2018

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