monkey pit

a vagina or pussy or cunt

i can't wait to dip my banana into your monkey pit

by fatawesome October 26, 2007

Ass-Monkey

A "kiss ass", "brown noser". A person who is trying to impress someone by following them around...closely.

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

Monkey's Toe

A nipple big enough to peel a banana.

"Her tit looks like a monkey's toe."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

monkey cocaine

any type of fecal matter that is accessible to monkeys and sniffed regularly by said monkeys.

any type of fecal matter that is sniffed.

That chimp has some strong monkey cocaine - he just fell off the branch!

Have you been gardening or is that monkey cocaine under your nails?

by DrBillyRuben August 1, 2011

shizen monkey

A shit coverd monkey who loves the cock.

That shizen monkey smells good.

by Stony/Shaggy January 8, 2005

fuck monkey

to fuck like crazy, screaming and bouning around.

When Sally discovered her vibrator, she was like a fuck monkey without a cage!

by Hank Kowarski February 4, 2007

Cheeky Monkey

Name for a person containing incredible amounts of awesomeness through use of sarcasm. This person generally is very sexually desirable and loves to hear their significant other call them by this name. Whomever is called this name is certainly a demi-god among men.

My goodness Kevin, you are such a cheeky monkey! I want to drape myself all over you and take part in your awesomeness!

by memyselfandi87 November 13, 2011