Markley's Law

A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of gun owners' rights grows longer, the probability of an ad hominem attack involving penis size approaches 1.

Person 1: I carry a gun to try to keep my family and I safe by exercising a Constitutionally-protected natural right.

Person 2: Hah! You carry a gun because you have a small penis, and you are trying to make up for it!

Person 1: Well, I guess Markley's Law is still true.

by Linoge_WOTC July 11, 2010

Marksha

The nickname bestowed upon Mark Pellegrino by Supernatural fans, eternally linking the actor to fellow thespian Misha Collins.

Sam: Did you know that Marksha was on Lost, too? Nobody told me.
Jack: *facepalm*

by Kripked July 5, 2010

Markaylah

Markaylah is a beautiful, nice, and outgoing girl. A lot of guys are attracted to her. She has beautiful hair, eyes, and a beautiful body. When she shows up, she shows out. She also is pretty smart. She can get an attitude, so don't get on her bad side. But other then that she is an amazing person!

Guy1: "Yo look at her who is that?"
Guy2 "She badddd"
Guy1 "She's beautiful"
Guy3 "that's Markaylah"

by Dameayah9123 June 1, 2019

Marker TPOT

awesome man

Person 1: Guys, Let’s vote to save Marker TPOT!
Person 2: Marker TPOT seems cool.

by doofenlocked January 13, 2021

Market bosworth

A shit school full of gays and snowflakes, your more likely to get raped by an emo there than do any learning, you get put in iso for doin fuck all and all the teachers stink of shit. The only good bit is the trips but the cunts even make you pay £600 more than they pay, wank place full of absolute cunts.

Boy 1: hey what school do you go to

Boy 2: market bosworth
Boy 1: gay

by Dan wain 69 January 16, 2021

Marko Kofs

Marko Kofs is a Croatian youtuber. He got popular by playing minecraft videos with his friend called BloodMaster. His fans are basically 8-11 years old.

A: Do you like Marko Kofs?
B: Yes, i kinda do!
A: What about BloodMaster?
B: I think he is kinda cool too.

by Kritoks February 8, 2021

Marky Wu

Marky Wu is a powerful creature. It holds all of the power it the universe in the palms of its hands. It has so much power, it keeps a face of agony plastered on. It often commits war crimes on other random planets. It’s only a matter of time before it gets to earth. Just wait...

Guys! Run! I think Marky Wu is coming to earth!

by Small Pog Person is So Pog November 23, 2021