Why did you make me do this you're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die! Think, Mark! You'll outlast every fragile, insignificant being on this planet.
by toiletlord May 17, 2023
Get the Why did you make me do this mug.This month goes from December 25th to January 25th. During this month, you are allowed to make fun of people with names which begin with the letter J
Joe: Today Is Going to be a good day!
Mike: Loser
Joe: Oh no, it’s Make fun of people with J names month :(
Mike: Loser
Joe: Oh no, it’s Make fun of people with J names month :(
by JellyfishEater December 24, 2022
Get the Make fun of people with J names month mug.If thats what makes you sleep at night- Commonly used phrase to make peers nearby laugh. But mainly it means what your trying to say is impossible and would never happen.
Kid :"DUDE I CAN DUNK NOW"
Other Kid: "Yeah if thats what makes you sleep at night."
Other kids: "BHAHHAH"
Other Kid: "Yeah if thats what makes you sleep at night."
Other kids: "BHAHHAH"
by Marztav January 9, 2009
Get the If thats what makes you sleep at night. mug.The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.
Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.
by JV Biff July 19, 2010
Get the making whale noises on the big white phone mug."Don't make me snap my fingers"
(DMMSMF for short)
When you annoy a ghetto chick you know that this is imminent...
Usually followed by "Hold ma earrings gurl" and preceded by "oh hell no"
(DMMSMF for short)
When you annoy a ghetto chick you know that this is imminent...
Usually followed by "Hold ma earrings gurl" and preceded by "oh hell no"
Shaniqua: Hey mom can you get me some candy?
Mom: No Shaniqua you're less than an idea weight already
Shaniqua: OH HELL no bitch don't make me snap my fingers!
Mom: No Shaniqua you're less than an idea weight already
Shaniqua: OH HELL no bitch don't make me snap my fingers!
by Juango May 30, 2013
Get the Don't make me snap my fingers mug.Definition: National stop making fake Holidays Day
Use:
Person 1: Today is national people who are 6'0 and have black hair day! Because I said it is!
Person 2: No.
Use:
Person 1: Today is national people who are 6'0 and have black hair day! Because I said it is!
Person 2: No.
by makeitnow December 6, 2020
Get the National Stop making fake Holidays Day mug.1. What you say when your friends catch you eating something off the floor.
2. What you say to a friend that dropped something while cooking for a large group of people.
2. What you say to a friend that dropped something while cooking for a large group of people.
Boy: *drops cookie on the floor*
Girl: "Oh my god... Don't eat that!"
Boy: "What's wrong with it? A little floor spice makes everything nice. XD
Girl: "Oh my god... Don't eat that!"
Boy: "What's wrong with it? A little floor spice makes everything nice. XD
by f this... too many names December 23, 2012
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